Hello turkey lovers,
As we all know I have mixed feelings about Thanksgiving. And by mixed feelings, I mean I hate it. I try every year to see the good in such a festive holiday that is inconveniently placed in the middle of my favorite season, and every year I fail. Here is a short rundown of my holiday, on a strictly need-to-know basis.
#1. My favorite GAY made an appearance. YAY.
#2. We played Egyptian Rat Screw on Thanksgiving eve. And made it into a drinking game.
#3. I ate no Turkey. Silent boycott.
#4. I almost killed my aunt, who is a raving lunatic.
#5. I ate 2…3 piece of pie. To make up for no Turkey.
#6. I went to 2 Thanksgivings. That is 2 too many for someone who hates the Holiday [me]/
#7. Even though I ate no real food and only pie, I still felt like I was going to throw up.
#8. My GAY met a love prospect with a long title. CA CHING.
#9. I Witnessed Thanksgiving Kareoake.
#10. I Avoided everyone I know who was in town.
#11. I just spent $200 on Black Friday deals. From my computer.
Until next year…
-A