Who would waste their time doing this?

Oh hey girlfriend,

Let’s see. My name is Avalon but that is just my stripper name. Kidding [is she?]. I’m a whopping 23 years old. I like mangos, better books than Taryn, and naps. I spend too much time in front of a computer so naturally I have a hunch back, several thousand items bought online, and every free catalog known to man.

Back to you Taryn.

Ahh thank you biffle for the intro…As you all know (soon enough) Avalon is a liar, and a cheat (and yes, a stripper). I actually am the one who reads the better books. Who doesn’t want happy endings? Exactly. SO, more about me. My name is Taryn (duh), but people on the streets call me…Taryn. I drink tea like a crazy person, I pretend to be athletic, and I drive a Honda. I know, I know. Such a glorious life, is what you’re thinking. Well, envy is a deadly sin, people.

Taryn and Avalon live in a castle……

Just kidding. They are just creepy adults.


5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Laurel
    Sep 02, 2010 @ 20:25:21

    I am officially your first reader! YAY!!!!! Several things… this whole love affair is going to make me vomit… vomit joy and laughter, but none the less vomit… Maybe its cliche to comment on the design thus far, BUT i love the back ground. It has nothing to do with banana’s. Mainly, I just would like to get my share of the money when you guys end up getting a book offer since with all the ridiculous time you two spend at work this blog will be the most extensive babied site out there, and as you two know there are tooo many.

    Taryn, this is all Avalon’s fault, she sent me the blog. Also, Ms Kelly jr, and hunchback Avalon, I’ve clicked ‘Notify me of new posts via email’ just like everyone else out there is about to do!

    Love! Best wishes! I can see the millionth viewer mark already!


  2. Kasey
    Sep 09, 2010 @ 11:16:07

    Holla atttttta playa, I heart your blog.
    I’m gonna heart my guest post more, but for now, I heart your blog.


  3. Liz
    Feb 01, 2011 @ 20:04:00

    I love up on this…inappropriately. Just thought you both should know.
    love love love.


  4. Michelle
    Apr 28, 2011 @ 20:26:31

    Hey and Hello,

    I am actually kinda stumped on how not to sound creepy while writing this- but after thinking it over there is no way not to. so it’s full-throttle creepiness from here on out. (just preparing you)
    i have no idea how i stumbled upon your website, but it is hillarious and thoroughly entertaining. I recently moved to tampa bay myself, and I was wondering where a young single gal can go out for a good time? I am in my mid twenties and just looking to hook up with nice people. oh yeah, and cute guys are a big plus. Anyhoo- you ladies look like you know how to have a good time, so i would appreciate any suggestions. Mazal Tov!



    • We Love Ourselves
      May 03, 2011 @ 12:15:06

      Hello Michelle!
      Who cares about creepy, it should be obvious we embrace creepy at all levels. We are the Queens of Creep some might say. A recent inhabitant of Tampa Bay eh? Although I am not the expert [Taryn is] I will say that Ybor is creepy [in a bad way] and SoHo is a a pretty good place to check out if you’re looking for people our age and Happy Hour. Let us know if we can be better tour guides to the wonders of the bay!


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